That test script won't run either kurt...I feel like such a newb right now, arrggg..

However, I emailed my host and they installed a server check cgi script to make sure everything is working...and it is:
http://papersonaltrainer.com/cgi-bin/servercheck.cgi

I have no idea what I'm doing wrong here. Who are the official BB installers and what do they charge as I'm about to throw in the towel.