Hi Faraz,

I don't know what else to tell you, either.

You can try this tool to create the modrewrite to see if it works:
http://www.seochat.com/seo-tools/url-rewriting/

If that doesn't work you can send me $20 and I"ll have my tech expert (Kirill) look at it, and/or you can use PageBomb. (see earlier posts on this thread).

1. Download PageBomb (see above)

2. Add this ssi tag to the template box:

<!--#include virtual="cgi-bin/fatbomb/fatbomb.cgi/?keywords=<<key+words>>&skin=skin1&start=0&length=20"-->

You can change the skin , start and length atributes.

3. Add a bunch of keywords to the keyword box.

4. Create an htaccess file:
htaccess

Create a simple text file and name it: .htaccess

Paste this single line of text in it:
AddHandler server-parsed .html

And upload it. Don't forget it may "disapear" on your server after it's uploaded.

5. Upload the pages PageBomb creates, along with the htaccess file to your root directory/folder.

If you upload them to a sub folder, you will need to change the SSI tag you enter in PageBomb.