>>>So. Any ideas?Hey Ed...
No ideas at all. LOL This is way beyond my tech skills.
Can you use PageBomb and combine multiple SSI calls on "pages"? Or do you need it completely dynamic?
If dynamic, the only advice I can give is for you to hire someone. It probably isn't that hard for someone that knows how to do it. I "think" it depends on how your particular server is configured, so not sure you can do it yourself, unless you know what you're doing.